Oh, yes, that must be it....Because one can't just keep the twinkie thread alive by bumping it or anything simple like tha- Dammit, Jac! You keep taking my sarcasm brackets!
Try and stop me!
Grammatically speaking, "try and" is incorrect. Rather, one would use "try to" if one were trying to be do things the correct way.
Of course, we cannot all be so erudite as the esteemed gentleman from the Midwestern Plains, and I do thank him for elucidating for me the finer points of English grammar.
However, as the man said,
"English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education -- sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street."You're either trying to make me look bad in front of your sister (which won't work)
Try? I just have to sit back and let you do the work...
Oh, so now you're OK with me working my mojo on your sister. Well...that sort of takes the fun out of....no, nevermind. It really doesn't. :)Mojo? Is that what you call that... whatever it is you're trying to do?
or you're trying to protect PK cause you have a crush on her (which is kinda sweet, I guess...).
Isn't that a little... sixth grade? I've come to expect a little more than that from you, man. Really.
Nuh-uh! And your'e a big doodie head! So ha!
I may be a doodie head, but at least I don't have cooties from playing doctor with MB and bucctoo!

How many times do I have to tell you, them hitting you with a tire iron to get you to go away does not constitute "won't leave [you] alone", Jac? 
Hey... it gets me attention. Whatever works, right?
Is that really the kind of attention you wa- Nevermind...
Well, there's a trick to it. I lure them away from the mob one at a time, then turn on my infamous charm before they get a chance to attack. You'd be amazed at how often it works.
Hey, yeah! And I even grajeeyated the 8th grade! I need two hands to count to my senior year! So gimme a brake. Or at least some grease for the ones I've got, cause they're noisy.... (BTW, elk, methinks you meant "break", which is a whole 'nother thing.)
8th?!? I'm so proud of you, big guy! Maybe one day, if you clean the McDonalds' bathroom hard enough, that education will be your ticket to moving up in the world.
