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penguinsscareme

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dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« on: December 23, 2005, 02:22:21 pm »

Do not consume dates in large quantities.  I cannot stress this enough.  Especially if you have to drive a long way to get back home.
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Re: dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 02:29:19 pm »

Especially don't wash them down with Nyquil.

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« Last Edit: December 23, 2005, 02:31:34 pm by Dave Polaschek »
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Re: dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 08:37:28 pm »

Do not consume dates in large quantities.  I cannot stress this enough.  Especially if you have to drive a long way to get back home.

Consume dates?! Like Jeffrey Dahmer did?

Thanks for the warning! I'll remember to go easy on that.

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Re: dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 10:30:22 pm »

Especially don't do so immediately after having an upper GI series.
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Re: dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2006, 10:14:14 am »

Why not?  Beats No-Doz.
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Re: dates -- nature's pipe reamers
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2006, 05:48:23 pm »

Do they do anything for the kitchen sink?

Latest Family Handyman "Great Goofs" included a woman who figured that since Metamucil cleaned her pipes, if would do for her house too, so she dumped a whole container down the sink. Her hubby described the fix as "like spooning cranberry sauce from a 10 foot long can."
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