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Joel

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Books and Simple Pleasures
« on: November 17, 2005, 06:08:02 pm »

One of the pleasures I used to share with my wife, when she was my wife and when we shared pleasures, was reading aloud to her.  Many years ago, very shortly after we were married, I started off with Door Into Summer, my personal favorite Heinlein.  She was skeptical at first, not being interested in scifi.  But it’s a delightful light read, intricate without being crazy making.  It’s not really scifi at all except in the most technical sense, has some great dialogue, and a prologue that for me defines the art of prologue-writing.  But I digress.  She liked it.

There were many books over the years, but our favorite was The Princess Bride by William Goldman.  I must have read that one three or four times, often just doing scenes.  “Read the duel on the Cliffs of Insanity.”  “Sure thing.”

Around the time Daughter was hitting toddlerhood, my reading-to-wife years were coming to a close.  But that was sort of all right, since my reading-to-daughter years were just beginning.  And next to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, TPB was her all-time favorite.  When Mom brought home a copy of the movie, daughter drove me crazy with it for months.

But that was a long time ago.  Daughter is nearly grown now.  She spends most of her time working, or out with Ari the Boyfriend and friends, and I don’t see much of her any more.  Soon she’ll be off.  My days of reading to ladies are pretty much over, and it’s the least pleasant part of my transition to solitude.  Daughter still loves TPB, and has a ratty hardbound edition that I asked to borrow a few days ago since I hadn’t read it in some time.

Last night daughter got home around 8:30 and came into my room, while I was sitting in my PJs watching an old movie.  She seemed reluctant to leave, and I certainly wasn’t going to shoo her off even though I was getting sleepy.  (I’m an early riser.)  She saw her book sitting on my nightstand.

“How’s the book?” she asked, nonsensically.

“Wonderful as always,” I said.  “I’m just starting the beginning of Fezzik’s story.”

She sat for a moment.  “So how come the book tells Fezzik’s story, and Inigo’s story, but not Vizzini’s?”

“I don’t know.  It just goes straight to the battle of wits.”  I turned off the TV and picked up the book.  Opening to the marked section, I skipped a few pages ahead.

“Vizzini was waiting for him,” I said.  “Indeed, he had set out a little picnic spread.  From the knapsack that he always carried, he had taken a small handkerchief and on it he had placed two wine goblets.  In the center was a small leather wine holder and, beside it, some cheese and some apples.  The spot could not have been lovelier; a high point of the mountain path with a splendid view all the way back to Florin Channel.  Buttercup lay helpless beside the picnic, gagged and tied and blindfolded.  Vizzini held his long knife against her white throat.”

Daughter sighed and stretched out on my bed beside my chair.  All too soon Vizzini breathed his last and the Man in Black revealed the secret (well known to us both, of course) of how the battle of wits was won before it ever began.  Then she said good night and went to her own room. 

For those few minutes she was little again, and I was happy.
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 08:48:20 pm »

I'm looking forward to introducing my kids to Charlotte's Web...
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 12:11:53 pm »

Let's hope there will be grandchildren, so you can start all over again.
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2005, 11:59:13 pm »

One of my fondest reading memories is when I read Matilda by Roald Dahl to my daughter. We'd laugh and laugh each time we sat down to read. 

I also remember reading The Hobbit to my kids.  I'm not a huge Tolkien fan, but we all enjoyed reading about Bilboa's travels. 
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 09:13:47 pm »

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For those few minutes she was little again, and I was happy.

*sniff!*

I love TPB, too. And now I think I will go order a copy for my daughters for Christmas, along with their own copy of Mistress Masham's Repose (to save wear and tear on my 1946 edition, originally my mother's). And a copy of Charlotte's Web. AND a copy of Mathilda while I'm at it. (We already have The Hobbit, or I'd order that too!)

By the way, anybody here looking for a picture book with good illustrations and a pro-nonconformist message, check out Weslandia.
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2005, 03:18:05 pm »

Aw damn, DeWitt, thanks a lot.  I'm depressed enough these days over the fact that my 'little' tyke towers over me, works, goes to college, is leaving tomorrow to spend two weeks in California and actively planning on moving out on her own in about 6-7 months.

I'm gonna go off and have myself a real nice pity party and remember reading "The Little Princess" to her.
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2005, 04:53:46 pm »

My daughter is not yet 2 years old, but I've begun reading the "Oz" series to her. I plan on doing the same with The Princess Bride, The Hobbit, and Charlotte's Web. It doesn't last long, ten minutes is about the limit she'll sit still, but that'll improve with time.
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Re: Books and Simple Pleasures
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2005, 07:05:31 pm »

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I'm gonna go off and have myself a real nice pity party and remember reading "The Little Princess" to her.
  I read that to Rosie, too.  I bought her the Shirley Temple version of this story, too, but she didn't like it.  I always cry when Shirley wakes up with her little attic room all warm and cozy, with food and nice clothing for her and her doll.  She didn't care for it, because it strays too far from the original story.  Oh well =).

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