Oh yeah, you folks in the south - learn to freakin' drive in the snow! (2" in Atlanta causes chaos? Give me a break.):
As someone who was born and raised in Oklahoma (yes, we're part of the South), I concur whole-heartedly. Snow is not hard to drive in (as long as your vehicle sits high enough that it doesn't just plow up an impassible dam of snow in front of itself).
I will defend Southerners a little bit, though. First, we don't generally get a lot of winter weather, and what we do get is often 33+ degree rain, which is effing cold, but it's still just rain. When we do get snow, it often starts as freezing rain (this means
ice on the roads), followed by and/or mixed with sleet (just more ice), then, if we're lucky, we get just enough snow to hide the fact that we have an inch of ice covering everything. As easy as it is to drive on snow, it flat out sucks to drive on ice (unless you're in an empty parking lot and like doing donuts and fishtails for fun).
Even if we get straight up snow in the Southern states, we usually also get sun exposure or temperatures just high enough to melt the snow down some during the day just in time for it to re-freeze at night. The melt/re-freeze cycle results in, you guessed it, more ice on the roads. We get enough snow and ice around here that ODOT keeps some salt/sand trucks with plows on hand, which is great as long as we don't get such a big event that the people who drive those trucks don't have a way to get to work. A lot of the cities, and probably more than a few of our 77 counties, also keep salt/sand trucks with plows on hand. Problem is, the government only worries about clearing highways and main streets. The residential areas are generally left untouched, and it's not uncommon to see the neighborhood streets covered in a thick layer of ice that is slicker than oiled glass.
But then there are places like Austin, TX where they don't get any snow or ice pretty much ever, so they don't keep equipment on hand to deal with it. Then, all of a sudden, thanks to global warming (

), they're starting to get snow and ice for the first time since the Ice Age and all any of them know is that people moved to Texas to get away from that crap.