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Mad Wet Hen

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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2009, 09:40:46 pm »

That is very good. I understand it, now that you posted the complete story.  ;-]
Just one more thing-  Although you are correct that people SHOULDN'T intentionally hurt others' feelings, we DO NOT have the right to not be offended. Otherwise, no one could say ANYTHING, because no matter WHAT you say, no matter how profound or how trivial, SOMEONE will, rightly or wrongly, be offended. [/b] :mellow:  Â

Very true that is why I took it away. I did not want anyone to be offended and I couldn't find a way to make the whole thing clear. I had received mail twice. The first time is what is shown last and the second was the first one I posted.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2009, 08:12:18 pm »

What women need to know (a joke - please don't be offended!)

ahem...


Women will never achieve equality with men until they can strut down the street, bald head glistening in the sunlight, beer belly hanging over the belt and protruding ever so slightly from underneath a sweat stained t-shirt, confidently thinking to themself;

<wait for it>




 "Damn, I'm sexy..."

:D :D
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Mad Wet Hen

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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2009, 08:37:38 pm »

What women need to know (a joke - please don't be offended!)

ahem...

Women will never achieve equality with men until they can strut down the street, bald head glistening in the sunlight, beer belly hanging over the belt and protruding ever so slightly from underneath a sweat stained t-shirt, confidently thinking to themself;

<wait for it>
 "Damn, I'm sexy..."
:D :D

None taken.

"Joke back"

Women will never achieve equality because we can't sink that low.

LOL
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God protect my little girl soldier as she does what she thinks is right. Keep her safe in the monthes to come as she prepares to go over seas at the will of teptb please make sure that he that sends them odes his part by making sure they have all the equipment and food they need. AMEN.

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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2009, 08:50:55 pm »

There's also the pee standing up thing too.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2009, 11:28:49 pm »

Ok firehose aside. Standing and doing that just makes guys showoffs and not worth talking about.  :laugh: :laugh:
If you want to talk about things that women can't do here is one thing men can't do "Have babies grow inside them and if ever they could they would not be able to stand the pain!"
Now top that.   :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2009, 12:05:03 am »

No thanks.  Writing my name in the snow with pee is MUCH more fun.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2009, 01:42:05 pm »

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... strut down the street, bald head glistening in the sunlight, beer belly hanging over the belt and protruding ever so slightly from underneath a sweat stained t-shirt, confidently thinking to themself; "Damn, I'm sexy..."

You don't have to be a man to do that: I do that every Saturday afternoon! (Sans the bald head, but sporting a fuzzy upper-lip!) ;)

There's also the pee standing up thing too.

Highly over-rated. The advantage you have is being able to go anywhere anytime. :)
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2009, 06:30:02 pm »

It's not hard at all to pee standing up!
Writing my name... okay, you got me there.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2009, 07:07:56 pm »

That's nuthin'!
Up north, you can pee outside in the winter and have it land as a solid mass.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2009, 09:51:19 pm »

Not sure how this whole thread turned into discussion of peeing outside, but at least I'm not offended. Usually it's something I don't talk about, lol!
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2009, 09:56:15 pm »

Acting like Adam,  :angel1: "yorick  started it not me!"   :laugh: :laugh: Playing the blame game can be fun even if it is true. :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2009, 10:14:59 pm »

Yeah, I mean, I was just taught, sometimes you have to pee outside, but we generally don't talk about it, we just do it, we do it where no one can see, we forget about it after, and don't bring it up. Kind of like, you know, everybody is wearing underwear (well, most of us) but we don't need to talk about it, lol!  :dontknow:
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2009, 01:51:43 pm »

Yes I know and I don't normally talk about it either but I was in a strange mood so I made the subject that got started to continue. If I hadn't replied to it the subject would have been dropped.
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2009, 02:34:08 pm »

Kind of like, you know, everybody is wearing underwear (well, most of us) but we don't need to talk about it, lol!  :dontknow:

But, you're thinking about it, right? ;)
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Re: What Women need to know
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2009, 08:15:33 pm »

Kind of like, you know, everybody is wearing underwear (well, most of us) but we don't need to talk about it, lol!  :dontknow:

But, you're thinking about it, right? ;)

lol, I wasn't thinking about it until people brought up the whole peeing thing and then I had to search around for something of a comparable similarity to make my point. Ya know, ya just can't win for losing around here!  :rolleyes:
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