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General Interest => General Discussion => Topic started by: allat1 on March 13, 2006, 04:03:02 pm

Title: Beware! Beware!
Post by: allat1 on March 13, 2006, 04:03:02 pm
This is from another site:


"BEWARE BEWARE!!!!!!!!

I am extending a warning nationwide (and abroad as well) to please keep your wits about you, as I was recently accosted by several wayward young women. I was simply walking down the street, minding my own business when I was approached by a group of five, who encircled me. Flashing their innocent smiles as they peddled their wares, each of them speaking faster than the one before them. They started telling me how much they cost, as I noticed from the corner of my eye an older woman, she seemed to be counting the money. When I told them I wasn't interested, they grew very persistent, until at last they wore me down. I hang my head in shame as I admit, I gave these young women money for their sweetness. May the gods forgive me.

Let this be a warning to you all. Should you be approached by a similar group of young women, heed my advice... quicken your pace. If not you to will be become one of the nameless victims... saddled down with several boxes of Girl Scout cookies. "

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Good laugh!
Title: Re: Beware! Beware!
Post by: enemyofthestate on March 13, 2006, 04:08:59 pm
When approached by the Girls Scouts I politely tell them I cannot in good conscience support an organization that promotes the spread of VD.  I walk away while they try to figure it out.

VD == Victim Disarmament but they don't know that.
Title: Re: Beware! Beware!
Post by: Docliberty on March 13, 2006, 04:17:12 pm
So what took you so long?  I've already eaten both boxes that I bought.

EOS, maybe you need to volenteer to teach a troop how to shoot. :ph34r:
Title: Re: Beware! Beware!
Post by: allat1 on March 13, 2006, 04:27:41 pm
Docliberty:

The girls would love it!  It's time young females be taught to kick ass!
Title: Re: Beware! Beware!
Post by: Docliberty on March 13, 2006, 04:35:10 pm
I know that my girls do. :ph34r: