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[LJEddy]

It's heartening to know that there might be a man out there that wouldn't mind a relationship with a woman who snuggles with her own "bulge at the waistline".

What caliber?  :-)

I'd be interested if I weren't otherwise occupied,  as for the past 30 years or so...

Well now, isn't that just my luck?! 

[Roy J. Tellason]

It's heartening to know that there might be a man out there that wouldn't mind a relationship with a woman who snuggles with her own "bulge at the waistline".

What caliber?  :-)

I'd be interested if I weren't otherwise occupied,  as for the past 30 years or so...

Well now, isn't that just my luck?! 

Well,  nothin' wrong with talk,  anyhow...

[socalserf]

I'm a .... Minute-man.....

Don't ever tell the ladies that you're minute man!

[Yuki]

thanks buddy I took it down. Any reason why?

[socalserf]

thanks buddy I took it down. Any reason why?

That's a joke son!

You know, like, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawl.'
Wiink, wink.

[Yuki]

I don't know what you mean.

[nurseflo]

GD, you may be in a little trouble here!!

[Yuki]

How so?

[gooch]

OK ....

As a genuine, honest to goodness, twenty five years at sea, sea dog I'll take the heat on this one and step up to the task.
[Us seadogs [well maybe not all BUT a high percentage of us ....] are sorta familiar with this particular subject .... we've paid darned good money to learn these lessons from the "pros" don't ya know ....       ]


Ahem ....
 Gaurd Duck .... the jokes are all sexual activity based. [premature ejaculation and subsequent flaccidity in both cases]

The joke was ... "a minute man" .... meaning not able to last more than a minute  while in coitus. [having sex]

"Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." [Wink wink]
Has to do with the lady involved being extremely upset by that "early withdrawal".



Am I getting through ? 
I am not trying to embarrass .... I am honestly trying to explain the jokes while still maintaining the PG 13 rating.

[Yuki]

By minute man I ment millitia. Not what you guys were talking about. To be frank, I'm a bit dissapointed in you serf. I thought you had more class than that. I hope I'm not being too harsh here. The way I grew up this kind of stuff wasn't something that was even mentioned, let alone joked about. But then maybe I'm just too old fashioned. That kind of thing is something I'll wait to experiance until after I'm married.

[socalserf]

By minute man I ment millitia. Not what you guys were talking about. To be frank, I'm a bit dissapointed in you serf. I thought you had more class than that. I hope I'm not being too harsh here. The way I grew up this kind of stuff wasn't something that was even mentioned, let alone joked about. But then maybe I'm just too old fashioned. That kind of thing is something I'll wait to experiance until after I'm married.

Sorry to disappoint you GD.
I've been called many things, but classy usually isn't one of them.
While I do enjoy Bawdy humor, I didn't mean to offend.
My most humble apologies, sir.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled thread.

[Lady Liberty]

I've found it very beneficial to be upfront and honest about who I am - you'd be surprised at the number of people who share common views, or at the very least, hold a rather dim view of the government.

Any Republican or Democrat can get on a plane - they love going through the TSA patdowns and humiliations, they celebrate their being made defenseless - I can't do that, and thusly, I am not one to fly, or one to generally submit myself to any of that. Therefore anyone I date better sure like to drive or take the train if they want to get some place because I'm not going to fly.

I do not have a credit card - I still foolishly retain a Debit Card - but I pay for most everything with cash. Imagine the little inconveniences that holds and someone who is dating you would have to get used to dealing with.

Guns are a big issue - I make it clear to the person I am dating that I own and shoot guns, and dammit, I enjoy doing it and I would carry and arm myself, and I usually do whether it is legal to do or not.

A liberty loving lady is more likely to take these things in stride, if not openly applaud you for taking such stands. Others might get frustrated wondering why the house with the little white picket fence is in Montana, the white picket fence you promised her is topped with razor wire, there is a bug-out bag at the foot of the bed, and you have a loaded sawed off shotgun nearby. Liberty and living free isn't easy - and it can be damned lonely.

Of course for me there is also the issue of wanting to sail off to the Caribbean (or Tahiti - did you hear that Claire???) and totally leave this life behind, but I usually save mention of that for the second date 

Live Free,

Keith

I am so there! Go for it!

[Yuki]

Wow, old thread...That info on me has become inaccurate over time. Like, a year or so...

I'm moving to Montana in a month and looking for someone to fall in love with who can stand eating Asian and Mexican food primarily. I'd like to have a few kids but not right away.
I tend to be attracted to Light-brown/ yellow/ or white skinned women around my age who are my own height or shorter, have long dark hair and are flat-chested. Tsundere girls
are pretty cool...

...I should go look in China town huh...



Never mind. 

[Yuki]

I'm no longer available.

[Bikerman]

Hi, I see someone is taken, so here I am! Don't know how active this will be but just dropping in and saying hello.

I'm in SW Missouri. Guess I better go back and get the flavor of the site before I open my mouth, I ahve tasted my foot before and don't care to again, but I'm sure it will happen. Hope to get to know you guys better (not so much the guys as the ladies!) LOL

Any biker types here?   Any boaters/sailors here? Later.....Bill