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Claire

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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2007, 09:47:53 AM »

I just had a great idea for how she came to show up in Hidden Valley. It involves the Hog Trough Grill and Feed.  :laugh:

What, indigestion could drive a person to Hidden Valley???

Oh, I get it. She was propelled all the way from Hardyville to Hidden Valley by the rocket-like force a large fart after eating the Hog Trough's baked beans.  :laugh:
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2007, 10:23:02 AM »

I just had a great idea for how she came to show up in Hidden Valley. It involves the Hog Trough Grill and Feed.  :laugh:

What, indigestion could drive a person to Hidden Valley???

Oh, I get it. She was propelled all the way from Hardyville to Hidden Valley by the rocket-like force a large fart after eating the Hog Trough's baked beans.  :laugh:

She meets Ezra and Brendan at the Hog Trough. They tell her about Mr. Murphy. They agree to take her there on their next visit.
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2007, 06:01:40 PM »

Damnit.  I thought I had successfully kept all my pictures off the web.  Oh, well.  I better tell you all this before Bugs outs me, but we had a little fling for a few weeks.  Best piece of cottontail I have ever had before or since!  And something about those gloves really turned me on...
Thanks K... now I have the image of you and bugs goin' at it 'Like Rabbits' ( complete with smoke and burning-rubber smell...  Bugs of course being a blur). To quote the movie The Truth About Cats and Dogs: "It's ok to love your animals as long as you don't love your animals!"  And that bit about the gloves got me picturing 'doctor' cos-play. (Streaaaaaatch... SNAP!!) Must be something in the water in the southwest US that turns folks on to furry critters. So....was there any 'bunny bondage'?

Great...now you've activated the 'Kink' center of my brain. (where's my mental floss?)

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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2007, 03:14:59 PM »

(where's my mental floss?)

You think you need mental floss?!?!  I'm still stumbling over the idea of Claire using the phrase "a large fart"  :D
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2007, 07:52:53 PM »

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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2007, 08:35:52 PM »

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where's my mental floss?

[Mambos out to kitchen from bedroom, muffled sounds of loud house music following behind]
Hey, where's my "special" t-shirt?  Hey Beer Can, did you take my t-shirt out of the dryer?  I was going to use that tonight for -- oh, dear.  Dude.  That's not what I meant when I said that's the shirt I floss with.  I hope you didn't get any on your brain.

HEYYyyyy... Is that a backhanded attempt at calling me "sh*t -for-brains"?? :skeptical:
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2007, 09:20:21 PM »

I'm still stumbling over the idea of Claire using the phrase "a large fart"  :D

I'm still stumbling over that, too.  :rolleyes: You can be sure I won't make a habit of such imagery.

In fact, you can blame ShortyDawkins. When he said the Hog Trough played some role in getting Clarrisa out to where Murphy lives, wasn't that simply the first and most obvious image to pop into every warped mind here?
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2007, 09:34:20 PM »

I'm still stumbling over the idea of Claire using the phrase "a large fart"  :D

I'm still stumbling over that, too.  :rolleyes: You can be sure I won't make a habit of such imagery.

In fact, you can blame ShortyDawkins. When he said the Hog Trough played some role in getting Clarrisa out to where Murphy lives, wasn't that simply the first and most obvious image to pop into every warped mind here?

Well, .... I have to admit I was taken aback by Claire's remark. I still had the Granny cartoon in mind. Ah me. What's the world coming to, anyway.  :laugh:
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2007, 09:48:32 PM »

How did this get threadjacked from "having coffee" to "a large fart"?  :laugh: Not that I am complaining, mind you. :rolleyes: Thing sometimes have a stream-of-consciousness way of changing around here. Keeps the mind sharp. :ph34r:
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2007, 10:14:04 PM »

How did this get threadjacked from "having coffee" to "a large fart"?  :laugh: Not that I am complaining, mind you. :rolleyes: Thing sometimes have a stream-of-consciousness way of changing around here. Keeps the mind sharp. :ph34r:

Well, some coffee might induce ...

Er ... no.

Actually, kel, I think it was your fault. And Phssthpok's. Seems you two wanted to avoid the original subject. And ... well, it got avoided, didn't it? But I for one would be interested in hearing where the coffee talk might have led. I promise not to bring up That Subject again if we can return to the original one.
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2007, 10:20:21 PM »

No subject avoidance here....just waiting patiently for something to respond to is all...
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2007, 10:54:00 PM »

I think that was that famous Marxist, Groucho, who said "I would not belong to any club that would have ME as a member." It may be a paraphrase, or out of context, or downright inaccurate quoting, but it pretty much sums up my current self-worth. I need to value myself more before I can accept other people's value of me. It is a long road back from being considered a worthless lazy a-hole for the last 14 years. I don't believe it, but if you hear something often enough, it gets hard to ignore.

are we back on track now?
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2007, 06:29:36 AM »

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It is a long road back from being considered a worthless lazy a-hole for the last 14 years. I don't believe it, but if you hear something often enough, it gets hard to ignore.

Oh man.... do I ever know what you mean.  I had to go through that shit when the ex and I split up.  Not all of it was him I realized, and that was one of the freaking hardest things I have ever had to admit to myself.  But even before him, there were others who I let do the same thing so it was all just compounded.  I found that once I realized that I could live with myself, by myself that I even liked myself a little.  That's where it started and it's taken a while, and every now and then I still have to fight against the "I'm a worthless shit" thinking.  But as time goes on, it gets easier and easier and as Mr. Dare can attest now, no one gets away with that crap on me any more  :)

It's a hard road and not one for the faint of heart. But if you are motivated to change your life and way of thinking, it will happen.
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Re: A Challenge for Phssthpok and Kel...
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2007, 01:49:47 PM »

In desperation, (he's out of money), he agrees to marry her if he loses the next hand. He purposely loses, because he wants to marry her. She wants to marry him, also. I say, "Marry", but it's nothing done in a church or for the Gov. They just decide they're now married.
I'm liking this addition to the Too-Tall story.

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Oops   'scuse me.

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It is a long road back from being considered a worthless lazy a-hole for the last 14 years. I don't believe it, but if you hear something often enough, it gets hard to ignore.

Oh man.... do I ever know what you mean.  I had to go through that shit when the ex and I split up.  Not all of it was him I realized, and that was one of the freaking hardest things I have ever had to admit to myself.  But even before him, there were others who I let do the same thing so it was all just compounded.  I found that once I realized that I could live with myself, by myself that I even liked myself a little.  That's where it started and it's taken a while, and every now and then I still have to fight against the "I'm a worthless shit" thinking.  But as time goes on, it gets easier and easier and as Mr. Dare can attest now, no one gets away with that crap on me any more  :)

It's a hard road and not one for the faint of heart. But if you are motivated to change your life and way of thinking, it will happen.

In my case { whew that's reeeally a looong story} I have had to learn that I was not the "center of the 'Verse".
Not the same thing I know But another of the "long hard road" variety. Hey at least I'm trying .....

The other was a thing with anger . THAT one has taken me most of my adult life. [more than two weeks ...]
While I still have a somewhat thin skin I feel like I pretty much have that demon back in the bottle.
 
The one thing I can add to whats been said is that it is, in fact, true that every journey is just one step followed by another step.
Just don't stop stepping .....

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